isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails
like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail
also wings
you-cant-take-the-sky-from-me:
#These men are entrusted with the fate of the world on a DAILY BASIS
To reiterate once again, for non-SPN people, these are NOT outtakes. These are actual lines from the show.
fic of otp rated m
“rated m for swearing hahaha XDDD”
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.
One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
do you know how long i have been looking for this post
you have no fucking idea
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR FOR MONTHS FUCK
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS
THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER
SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T
SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM
wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy
This is why we don’t talk about it in public
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco… Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
